I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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