I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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