I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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