Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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