I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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