i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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