hell yes lets make some ravioli
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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