btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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