when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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