I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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