No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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