lets start a swedish sibling band together
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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