I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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