Jerry, you need to find god
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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