I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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