Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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