i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
so much tequila, so little girl.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
