I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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