yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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