Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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