He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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