He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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