I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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