So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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