it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
