I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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