I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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