i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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