Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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