Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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