i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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