Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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