I hope mine doesn't look like that
Fuck appropriateness.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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