I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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