There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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