Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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