I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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