Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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