i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
