kristin has been a bad kristin
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
we're so committed to being not committed
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Randomize