hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
