Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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