Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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