How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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