yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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