my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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