none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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