it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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