sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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