Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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